Like Drago from Rocky IV
That's not his baby, BTW. He doesn't have kids. That's my co-worker's totally adorable baby.
This is mean David. Kidding, he’s not mean. Not most of the time, anyway. Sometimes he threatens me with legal action because I share funny things he says with my co-workers, but I think that he’s mostly kidding. He’s also my workout buddy, we meet at the Y every morning because we’re part of the “sexy people club” that goes and sweats before the sun comes up.
He doesn’t cook and that means that he has great taste in restaurants.
His hair is really soft, and sometimes (if he’s in a good mood) he’ll let you pet him on the head because he knows that his hair is really soft too. Honestly, if I had hair that soft I’d be rubbing on my hair all day. It’s that kinda soft.
He absolutely refuses to Eskimo kiss AnMar, which I think is hysterical. Mostly because AnMar attempts to Eskimo kiss him as often as possible, and sometimes he puts his hand right between her face and him and it’s really funny because David’s also really tall, and AnMar is not, and that just makes it better.
One time we watched the movie “Closer” together – I don’t know if you’ve ever SEEN “Closer”, but there’s a lot of sort of uncomfortable-to-watch scenes in there, especially if you’re with your tall best fwiend workout buddy. So we watched it anyway, and he had to ask me several times if I wanted to turn it off because I would just burst out “Oh my God I’m sooooooo uncomfortable right now!”
Anyway, David would for sure be on my pirate ship. We’ve gotten really close, he and AnMar and I, and we’re like a really warped version of the 3 musketeers, with less saving people and valor and more coffee shops and laughing so hard your stomach hurts and you feel like your face might fall off. He’s that kind of friend. When he’s not being mean. :)
