Breakin up is hard to do.
January 30, 2009 at 6:25 pm | In Oh me. | 1 CommentTags: break up, Emerson
I kinda hate my blog right now because I noticed just ten days ago that “Tate is great!” He’s still great, he’s just not my boyfriend. I broke up with him.
WTF?
Ohhhhh man. I’m battin less than zero currently, or so it feels. I did get a new tattoo, though. That’s cool.
I’m exhausted with me. I think I might break up with me next. Christ.
Hell yes, Emerson.
Moustachios!
January 26, 2009 at 7:03 pm | In Uncategorized | 1 CommentTags: moustache!
SO. I’m out with Jo Jo fo Sho Sho. We eat at Dish, then cruise on over to Common Market to buy fizzy drinks and also Bit-O-Honeys when I spy with my little eye… FAKE MOUSTACHES!
For serious! But, I didn’t buy them because… I was crazy, I don’t know why. I just didn’t. I did buy a little dinosaur that shoots sparks out of its mouth, and the Bit-O-Honeys (mmm…) and the fizzy juice, but no false moustachios.
Hours later, I was suffering severe non-buyers remorse and forced my dear friend Grampa to go to Common Market so that I could purchase these fantastical false follicles. Once bought, you better believe I slapped one on, the “Grandpa”, which I felt was appropriate as I was with Grampa. I felt… amazing. I don’t know why I enjoy having a moustache so much, I’m a chick. I should be repulsed by possibly having a moustachio. For some reason, I love them. If I were a dude, I’d be Burt Reynolds ’stachin it all over the damn place. No John Waters teeny-tiny ’stache, no way. I’m talkin about full on Al Swearengen style moustache.
But, like I said… I’m a chick. Thus, no ’stache unless it’s a fake ’stache. Which I have now, which makes me happy. :) BUT – they are one time use only ’staches, the stick-on kind, so my happiness is limited. I may have to copycat Wes -
and always be on the ready with a ’stache. A stashed ’stache, if you will. :) :) :)
Basically, what it breaks down to is that March Moustache madness has to happen this year. EVERYONE – Bust out a ’stache in March and I’ll give you a present of no real monetary value, but symolic of deep respect to the ’stache provided. More moustache madness updates to come.
I just burnt my tongue.
January 20, 2009 at 4:34 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: grampas, snow, Volvo
Is burnt the right word? Burned? Hm. Well anyway, it has been a ker-azy time for Emily Bearclaw. Let me expand -
In Grampa news, my car Grampa (a 1992 Subaru Legacy turbo wagon with a leaky sunroof and Colorado plates) got hit by a drunk driver on Christmas Eve. Boo! Poor Gramps was totaled, and he had to go to that big racetrack in the sky… so, I dealt with the insurance company because Geico was LAZY and yadda yadda yadda now I have a new (by new, I mean new to me – it’s a 1995) turbo wagon, it is a Volvo! I named it Farfar, which is Volvo for Grandpa. It has a non-leaky sunroof and one bad windshield wiper blade. Also the paint is faded on the roof and hood, and the check engine light is on… but it is rawsome! In further Grampa news, my friend Grampa got broken up with by his gf and is sad, but okay. We have plans for pie in the not too distant future, and pie makes everything okay. Grampa Jeff went m.i.a. for a little while, damn near gave me a heart attack, but is back in action and I saw him last night. We hugged, it was quality.
Work! We have moved out of the batcave! We have windows! Holla (oops, I mean holler)! We’re going to be answering another phone line, and I had a phone-mare last night. That means nightmare about phone calls. Just an FYI.
Tate! Is great. :) As always, the man, the myth, the legend is just fabbers. A few new nicknames have surfaced, mostly Charles and Charlamaine. We have started to shop at Trader Joe’s almost exclusively, and I left a bite mark on his shoulder because he tickled too much. He is the best boyfriend in the whole world.
Family is bueno, went to church with Genny and B.J. and Kristen and the girls and Josh, and it was quality. Mama in CO is doing well, last I heard. Other siblings all seem to be chillinchillin. No news is good news in the Bearclaw/Stoney universe.
Friends are outstanding, as always. 24 hours with Sarah turned a super lame-o Mooresville errand into awesomefest 2009! That is just sorta how SRam rolls, though. Jess is good, Cat is good, Erin is good, spons family is good… Everyone seems to be just truckin along, living beautiful lives. :)
AND – it’s snowing. :) Hollllllller!
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