The “Completely Random” Survey. We’ll see about that.

October 31, 2008 at 7:41 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
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Alright, apparently this survey is completely random.  That is, of course, totally impossible.  I’m going to fill it out anyway, because I am self-centered and incredibly bored at 3:11 p.m. on Friday in the bat cave.  Let’s go!

1. Do you like chinese food?
Heck yes!
2. How big is your bed? 
I believe it will be a queen size, unless Leann is a LIAR.
3. Is your room clean?
Not right now.  It will be at Superdave’s.
4. Laptop or Desktop computer?
I have a desktop at my mum’s house in Colorado, and I use a desktop at work, so… desktop.
5. Favorite comedian?
Dane Cook, probably.  Or Dave Chappelle, or Eddie Murphy, or Mitch Hedburg, or Ellen DeGeneres.  I like comedians.
6. Do you smoke?
I’m trying not to!
7. Does anyone like you?
Heck yes!
8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
When she shuts her mouth.
10. Sleep with or without clothes on?
Depends on who’s in the bed ;)
11. Who sleeps with you every night?
No one sleeps with me EVERY night.  Haze is either with me or under the bed.
12. Do long distance relationships work?
Not for me.
13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
Mm… pulled over?  4 or 5.
14. Pancakes or French Toast?
French toast a la JK 47
15. Do you like coffee?
I LOVE COFFEE.
16. How do you like your eggs?
Scramby w/ cheese n peppers… mmm…
17. Do you believe in astrology?
Heck yes!
18. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Um… Paul.  >:(
19. Last person on your missed call list?
Katelynn
20. What was the last text message you received?
It was from D.C. Jason and said “just some old lady need help wen i walkd outside”.  He’s in a bad mood, I told him to help somebody, and that’s what he said he did.
21. McDonalds or Burger King?
BK lounge!
22. Number of pillows?
At least 2.
23. Last thing you ate?
Beef jerky
24. Last thing you bought?
Beef jerky :)
25. What are you hearing right now?
My OBNOXIOUS co-worker on the phone with her huband… *retch*
26. Pick a lyric?
“You’re my blue sky, you’re my sunny day… Lord youknow it makes me high when you turn your love my wayyyy, turn your love my way-ay…” -Allman Bros. “Blue Sky”
27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Strawberry jam!
28. Can you play pool?
Not well at ALL.
29. Do you know how to swim?
Heck yes!  I’m a good swimmer.
30. Favorite ice cream?
Mint chocolate chip.
31. Do you like maps?
Sure.  They’re quite useful also.
32. Tell me a random fact:
Bears can climb trees faster than men can run.  Thank you Dwight!
33. Ever had a hard on at work?
Never had a hard on, I’m missing that equipment.
34. Ever attend a theme party?
Last weekend!  “Hillbilly Hoe Down.”  It was fun!
35. Ever do a keg stand?
Heck yes.  Many many many.
36. Craziest place you’ve slept after a night of drinking?
I passed out in a front yard after my 21st birthday.  I’ve slept in crazier places I’m sure, but that’s the only one I remember.  I blacked out a LOT. 
37. What is your favorite season?
I like all of them… winter = snowboarding, spring = warmin up, summer = swimming and playing outside, fall = leaves changing and coolin off.  Good times!
38. What is the first music video you ever saw?
“Black Hole Sun”… yeah!
39. Pick a movie quote:
“I’m outta order?  You’re outta order!  This whole courtroom’s outta order!”  “Scent of a Woman”
40. Favorite quote:
“To take for permanent/That which is only transitory/Is like the delusion of a madman” -Kalu Rinpoche
41. What is your favorite hangout?
East Caribou, I guess.  Freedom Park.  Keystone, Colorado… preferably the Outback.  :)
42. Best friend’s name?
I don’t really have one “best friend” anymore… I have several women who I trust with my life, like Jo Jo and S-Ram and Catadat.  I have my best friend Sam, and his NC counterpart JK 47.   So I have lots of BFFs.  I am blessed.  <3
43. How long have you known them?
Sam I’ve known for several years, the rest are all 2 years and under.  Hell, S-Ram and I just started hanging out a few months ago but she’s rawsome!
44. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
Hahaha, last night I laughed at lots of stupid things.
45. What time did you wake up this morning?
I actually got out of bed at 7 a.m.   I think I woke up at around 6:15 a.m. 
46. Wake up next to anyone?
T Dub.  :)
47. Best thing about winter?
SNOWBOARDING!
48. Name a couple of favorite colors:
blue, red, yellow, orange, green, gray, turquoise, white, black…
49. How old are you?
24.
50. What month is your birthday in?
Septiembre!
51. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
I am a pirate.  I think pirates arrrrrrr neat, matey…
52. Favorite Dave Matthews Band song (if you have one?)
The one with the lyric that says “what I want is what I’ve not got/and what I need is all around me”.  That one.
53. What are you doing this weekend?
moving, softball, Tate, Jamie, concert, shenanigans, meetings, Grampa Jeff.  good times!
54. Who will take this survey?
NO ONE. 

 

This survey was absolutely the most un-random thing ever.  There were no questions that were off kilter even a little.  LAME.  The only thing that will save this post from being complete SUCK is…

VELOCIRAPTOR!!!  RAWWWRRRR!!!!

Aw, bless your heart!

October 31, 2008 at 7:01 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment

My very favorite thing about living in the South is “bless your (her, his, its, etc.) heart!”  Bless your heart is the all time best insult/compliment ever.  It is a comfort to know that someone wants your heart blessed, absolutely.  However, bless your heart also infers that you just acted like a total fool and someone feels embarassed for you and your major ineptitude.  To combine those in one succint phrase takes the type of talent you only find in the South.   These are the people who can survive humidity that might literally drown a normal man.  People who know 85 different uses for organ meat.  People who know just how good it sounds when a banjo meets a fiddle and they have sweet love children… these are my people. 

However, Charlotte is quite metro and there are a lot of “transplants” here.  I, for instance, am a “transplant” because I moved her from Colorado two years ago.   I would venture 90% of the people I know are “transplants.”  I’d like to start using the word foreigner instead of transplant but there’s a lot of diversity here and I don’t want to offend anyone.  Or have anyone think I’m referencing these guys -

Anyway.

So a small weekend/Halloween update… I tried to post this yesterday, but my computer was having its soul eaten and it didn’t make it.   It’s okay though, because a few major things have taken place since yesterday that I will be fiercely posting on.  Rawr!

1.) SarHA and I have matching hippie headbands, the ability to tandem longboard, and way too much fun/noise/dancedance energy when we are together and I freakin LOVE that!

2.) I signed up for an 8k on Thanksgiving which means I need to get my fat butt running.  Yeah… 5.somethin miles in a ROW.  WTF was I thinking?

3.) Jamie’s coming home for a visit this weekend!  Can’t wait to see some Jamers… :) :) :)  Me, her, SarHA, and various others might go see Incog play at the Neightborhood on Saturday night.  Should be shenanigan-eriffic.  Yes!

4.) Moooooooving this weekend to Superdave’s, which is very much rawsome.  I am packing up tonight, and hauling my crap over there tomorrow.  I get my very own bed, snapsnap!  Plus, he’s not even gonna be there until Sunday night, so I have Superdave’s crib all to myself… be ready for some Flight of the Conchords on the big screen, Dave!

5.) Team Total Annihilation’s softball tourney is on Sunday and we’d better fuckin thrash the other teams.  There is NO REASON why we shouldn’t win this!  So WE MUST WIN!  Who cares about serenity, this is SOFTBALL, RAWWWRRRR!!! Hahaha, jus kidn.  It’ll be fun, and then I’ll start training for the 8k and probably start playing tennis on the regular.

6.) Tate is great.  His name rhymes with a word for every letter in the alphabet besides J and X.  We’re going to get married and have a million babies… or maybe 2.

7.) Joshua’s in Levine for this terrible croup he caught.  Poor lil dude couldn’t breathe, so my bro and sis-in-law brought him to an urgent care and the ambulance came and scooped him up to take him up the the children’s hospital.  I saw him earlier, he looks like a baby angel and he was sleeping… he was breathing okay I guess, but his little chest makes these terrible raspy noises.  Yikes.  Maybe re-think that whole having kids plan… too too scary.

8.) Happy Halloween, all the spooky kids rockin and rollin!  There will be pictures of Dave and George’s Halloween party on here a.s.a.p.  Fo realz!!

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