It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time…

 Mm, rainbows!

Being that I am extremely egotistical, I enjoy filling out surveys full of questions about ME.  I also like when others fill out surveys, especially if they take the time to come up with interesting answers.  Carmen fills out myspace surveys and references midgets at least once or twice which makes me happy.  I’d like it if more folks filled them out, but let’s face it – if you have any kind of social life and don’t work at a computer (like I do), then surveys are a big timesucking waste of space. 

BUT!  Since I DO work at a desk, I have allllllll the time in the world to fill out lame surveys, and thusly it is lame survey time for the tandem seat!  *snapsnap*

11 Layers of Me

Layer One: On the Outside (of course!)
Name:: Emily!
Birthday:: 09/04/1984
Current Location:: batcave!  a.k.a. the BHC call center
Eye Color:: blue.  maybe grey or green.  but mostly blue
Hair Color:: dark blonde.
Righty or Lefty:: righty
Zodiac Sign:: virgo
Layer Two: On the Outside (shouldn’t it be inside?  hmm…)
Your Heritage:: irish, native american, and welsh
Your Fears:: my mom dying, something happening to haze, birds
Your Weakness:: my triceps.  plus, my core isn’t that strong, otherwise i’d be doing crow posture like a motherfucker.
Goal:: my goal for today is to see my buddy jeff and maybe try to find out whether i’m moving into superdave’s place or not.  and also to walk the dog, do a few vinyasas, and not have road rage.  and not smoke.  :)
Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow (cause there are three categories!)
Your thoughts first waking up:: my cell phone alarm sounds like someone’s calling me, so i thought i was answering the phone but really i was turning off my alarm… ahh…
Your bedtime:: i try to be in bed by 11 or so, but sometimes it is later.  sometimes it is earlier.  i don’t really have a set bedtime anymore… it might help!
Your most missed memory:: huh?  how can you miss a memory if you can’t remember it?  see, this is what i kinda hate about myspace surveys, the grammatical errors.  it just feels wrong… how hard is it to ask “What you miss the most”?  Not hard.  Quite boo on the surveyer’s part, if you ask me.
Layer Four: Your Pick (these make me happy.  keep it simple!)
Pepsi or Coke:: diet coke.  or water.
McDonald’s or Burger King:: BK lounge!
Single or Group dates:: single, group dates are whack unless you’re 14 or mormon.  or both.
Adidas or Nike:: adidas.  fuck nike.
Lipton Tea or Nestea:: celestial seasonings, bitches!
Chocolate or Vanilla:: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:: coffee.  cappuccinos cost way too much for foamy, sugary, fatty coffee.  lame!
Layer Five: Do You? (always a necessity for a good myspace survey)
Smoke:: unfortunately, yes.  i’m actually going to try and stop, though.  for reals!
Have a crush:: yes, i pretty much always have a crush.  i am boy crazy.
Think you’ve been in love:: i know i’ve been in love.
Want to get married:: of course!  hello, present city!
Believe in yourself:: mostly
Think you’re a health freak:: no, i still smoke and drink way too much caffeine and eat bad carbs and not enough fruits and vegs and don’t exercise enough.  but, i think i know what it takes to become a health freak and i certainly have potential.
Layer Six: In the Past Month (i don’t know why 30 days is such a magic time frame, but there it is anyway)
Drank alcohol:: no, hallelujah.
Gone to the mall:: no.  fuck the mall.
Eaten Sushi:: no, sushi is disgusting.
Gone skating:: yes, ice skating and longboarding.  i have skated in a variety of ways, hahaha…
Dyed your hair:: no
Layer Seven: Have Your Ever? (it’s sad that i have to answer yes to 95% of these every time)
Played a stripping game:: yes.  sometimes i stripped without there even being a game… maybe i have a drinking problem?
Gotten beaten up:: yes.  sucked.  but you shoulda seen the other guy! (gal?)
Changed who you were to fit in:: fuck yes, it’s called jr. high
Layer Eight: Getting Old (why is the only question about marriage?  what about kids?  401ks?  matlock?  other things about getting old?)
Age your hoping to be married::  if i meet the right guy, yes.
Layer Nine: Perfect Mate (myspace assumes that physical characteristics are all that it takes for a mate to be perfect.  i guess in the honey badger world, that’s about right… but honey badgers can’t use computers, so this is really sort of superficial)
Best Eye Color:: pretty eyes are the best eyes.  color isn’t specific.
Best Hair Color:: again… i don’t judge my perfect mate based on hair color.
Short or Long Hair:: short.  that is one thing i need, short hair.  long hair on dudes freaks me out.
Layer Ten: What were you doing… (this depresses me because I’m always doing the same thing… :( )
1 MINUTE AGO:: this.  and being annoyed that the perfect mate section is 3 questions, not 35.
1 HOUR AGO:: call backs for voicemails left by patients
1 DAY AGO:: 24 hours ago, i was sitting at this same desk wearing this same lab jacket, only i was probably reading catcher in the rye or something else menial and timewasting.  good stuff!
1 YEAR AGO:: i was probably at work, probably sad because my dad had just died two weeks ago, probably emailing andy at work or my mom, maybe eating something or drinking coffee.  something like that, though.
Layer Eleven: Finish the Sentence (i want these to be like “i think astrosuits are…” and they’re never like that.  suck.)
I LOVE:: lots and lots and lots and all the time.
I FEEL:: like going to the beach.
I HATE:: coughing.  And the WTO!
I HIDE:: worse than I seek.
I MISS:: my dad, andy, my mom, megs, snowboarding, mix, dondi, etc. etc. etc.  i miss a lot of folks and situations.
I NEED:: nothing that i don’t already have.  all my needs are met today.

Birthday::   Current Location::   Eye Color::   Hair Color::   Righty or Lefty::   Zodiac Sign::   Layer Two: On the Outside Your Heritage::   Your Fears::   Your Weakness::   Goal::   Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow Your bedtime::   Your most missed memory::   Layer Four: Your Pick Pepsi or Coke::   McDonald’s or Burger King::   Single or Group dates::   Adidas or Nike::   Lipton Tea or Nestea::   Chocolate or Vanilla::   Cappuccino or Coffee::   Layer Five: Do You? Smoke::   Have a crush::   Think you’ve been in love::   Want to get married::   Believe in yourself::   Think you’re a health freak::   Layer Six: In the Past Month Drank alcohol::   Gone to the mall::   Eaten Sushi::   Gone skating::   Dyed your hair::   Layer Seven: Have Your Ever? Played a stripping game::   Gotten beaten up::   Layer Ten: What were you doing… 1 MINUTE AGO:: 1 HOUR AGO:: 1 DAY AGO:: 1 YEAR AGO:: Layer Eleven: Finish the Sentence I LOVE:: I FEEL:: I HATE:: I HIDE::

So that’s a myspace survey, and that sucked… which leads me to believe that I should be creating my OWN surveys!  Surveyrama is going to start within  the next 6 days, I predict.  In the meantime, I believe I will be drawing lots of koalas, dinosaurs, pandas, and a honey badger or two, so hopefully I’ll find a way to scan them in and display my 5th grade talents for the entire information superhighway. 

Score!